Liz's Fourth World Log #0018

As I gave my wings a rest and walked through Gerudo Valley, I stumbled on this weird contraption with a face on it. When I got closer, I noticed that it looked a lot like Bowser's Clown Car that he seldom uses. The car shivered, telling me that maybe something was in it. I got even closer and looked into the car's cockpit and found a bald scalp of a head with simply three strands of hair on it. Someone was hiding in there. I cooed softly in hopes to reassure whoever was in there that there was nothing to fear. Until suddenly...

I felt a long, wet and slimy THING rub between my legs and the base of my tail! This disgusting sensation raced through my spine and I hopped upwards with an embarrassing yelp of a scream, landing on a platform above. I hugged my tail and breathed in and out erratically before I slowly calmed down. But then, I heard derisive laughter. I looked down to see yet another Clown Car with the other, but this time, I saw a young boy with pink shades resting in it. Then out the other, an ashen-colored kid with a star-like patch over his left eye popped out, joining the other in the laugh. They looked to be smaller Koopas like Bowser...!

As the one with the pink shades rocked in his Clown Car still laughing, I noticed a large, drooling tongue hanging out the mouth of the thing. I immediately realized THAT was what licked me. These little brats PRANKED me! I felt a hard blush, but I didn't care as I dropped back down to the ground and stomped the ground to cease their laughing. But, these two boys still played coy, taunting me about how upset I was. The one in shades had the gall to say that I ENJOYED being licked under there. I wasn't going to let them get to me; that's what they want. I decided that I should just leave...